Look Mum No Computer sells 'Look Mum No Points'

Look Mum No Computer turned the UK’s latest Eurovision disappointment into merchandise within days of the final. NME reported on May 19 that the act, led by Sam Battle, had begun selling “Look Mum No Points” T-shirts after finishing last at the 2026 contest in Vienna. The shirt is now listed on the group’s official online store for £25. The product page describes it as a limited-edition Eurovision T-shirt and says pre-orders will ship in two to three weeks. ### Who is actually selling the shirt? Look Mum No Computer’s official store lists a product called “LOOK MUM NO POINTS T-SHIRT” under its merchandise section. The page prices the shirt at £25, offers sizes from S to 3XL, and labels it a pre-order item. The listing says buyers can “rep the LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER crew” with the limited-edition shirt. (nme.com) Sam Battle performs under the name Look Mum No Computer and was selected as the UK’s Eurovision entrant earlier this year, according to NME. NME described Battle as a YouTuber and electronic musician known for building instruments from unconventional items. ### How bad was the UK result in Vienna? (store.lookmumnocomputer.com) NME reported that the 70th Eurovision Song Contest was held at Vienna’s Wiener Stadthalle on Saturday, May 16. Bulgaria’s Dara won with “Bangaranga,” giving Bulgaria its first Eurovision victory, according to NME’s report on the final. Look Mum No Computer’s song “Eins, Zwei, Drei” finished 25th and last, NME said. (nme.com) The outlet reported that the UK entry received one point from juries and zero points from the public vote. ### Did Battle address the result before the merch appeared? NME reported in a separate May 17 story that Battle posted a statement after the final. (nme.com) In that report, the outlet said he responded after the act came last and after the UK again failed to attract public votes. NME’s May 19 article then said the act had moved quickly to sell the joke shirt in the aftermath. (nme.com) The timing matters because the store page was already live when the report was published, and the page was later crawled showing the item as available for pre-order. ### Why is the phrase “Look Mum No Points” getting attention? (nme.com) NME framed the shirt as a self-deprecating response to the result, echoing the act’s name while referencing the UK’s low score. The wording turns “Look Mum No Computer” into “Look Mum No Points,” directly tying the merchandise to the Eurovision finish. (nme.com) The store page itself uses the Eurovision connection in its product description, calling it a “limited edition LOOK MUM NO POINTS Eurovision T-Shirt.” That makes the shirt less like generic band merchandise and more like a specific post-contest item linked to the May 16 final. ### What was the UK entry before Eurovision night? (nme.com) NME reported on March 6 that Look Mum No Computer released “Eins, Zwei, Drei” as the UK’s 2026 Eurovision song. Battle described the track to NME as an “’80s-inspired synth-pop banger” and said it was “a bit of a risk.” As of May 20, the next concrete step is the merch fulfillment rather than another contest appearance. (store.lookmumnocomputer.com) Look Mum No Computer’s store says pre-orders for the £25 “Look Mum No Points” T-shirt are expected to ship in two to three weeks. (nme.com)